Mexican crawls under stall while dude is shitting
If we build a wall, they'll just go under it
Buddy Hield grabs DeMarcus Cousins' nuts
"He grabbed my nuts!"
Septa driver yells at passengers while on the news
Y'all better pay!
Fat woman needs forklift to get in truck
"Now how's she gonna get outta there? --- She gonna fall out"
Writing for Big Bang Theory
seems about right
